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Chihuahua In Da Hood?! – So what kind of pooch would you expect a tough-talking rapper like Eminem to get? A pit bull? Rottweiler? Guess again. Seems the real Slim Shady is a softie, who’s fallen head over heels for a tiny Chihuahua – the same kind of frou-frou mutt Paris and Britney have! What next -- will Em be spotted carrying his little hip-hop hound “Smoky” in a designer bag? |
War
of Wags – Speaking of Britney and Paris
. . .apparently they’ve buried their doggie bone of
contention.
You may recall not long ago the pop princess claimed
her own pampered pooches were “much cuter” than the Simple
Life star’s “Tinkerbell.”
Now Brit says she was only joking and she thinks
“Tinkerbell is very cute” and would even like her
Chihuahua “Bit Bit” to “have a little play date” with
Tink.
Could Ms. Spears just want her pup to do some
paw-rubbing, now that Tink’s become a famous author with her
own pawtobiography, The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries:
My Life Tailing Paris Hilton?
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Poop On The Federline Front – All may be well with
Paris, but Britney’s gotten in the doghouse with hubby Kevin
Federline. After one of the singer’s Chihuahuas,
“Lucky,” persistently snarled and snapped at him every
time he got close, Kevin got mad and told his wife the
pint-sized pooch would have to go.
So the pop star shipped off not-so-lucky Lucky to live
with one of her assistants. Dahlings -- ne-ee-ver trust a
woman who puts her man before her mutt.
Pure
Pork – Reports of the demise of George Clooney’s
pet pot-bellied pig “Max” have – as they say – been
greatly exaggerated. A spokesman for the actor stated that
there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that Max had passed
on.
Whew, what a relief -- we don’t know how Georgie
would have taken the death of his beloved 16-year-old porker,
who he got as a gift for his ex, Kelly Preston, and then kept
after the pair split up. The actor, who at one time allowed
the pig to sleep in his bed, acknowledges that Max is “the
longest relationship of my life!”
Chauffeur-Driven
Canine – She may be back on the A-list with the success
of her new CD, The Emancipation of Mimi, but apparently
Mariah Carey’s Jack Russell terrier “Jack”
doesn’t rate as high. The little dog was refused a seat in
the first class compartment with Carey on a New York-Los
Angeles flight, because the airline said Jack was too big.
To ruffle even more fur, the airline said it would have
made an exception had Jack been a “famous” canine. The
dumbstruck Mimi showed ’em a thing or two about lifestyles
of the rich and famous -- she had her chauffeur drive Jack the
3,000 miles cross-country to L.A.
Croonin’ Cat – Christina Applegate recently discovered that one of her cats has a special talent –it sings. She was practicing vocal scales one day, and every time she hit the bottom of the scale her cat would sing. “And then I’d go up again . . and he’d go, ‘Meow’ . . On key, on time, every time.” Now the former Married . . .With Children star plans to record her pet’s vocal performances. It just goes to show, spoiled celebrity mutts may get a lot of press, but we felines are the ones with the true talent!
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